"Forgive me Father, I must confess, This is a business, not a creche!" - Lawrence Bartley
Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis!
If you're here to:
Neck-crank your insecurities to death. . .
Stop being a slave to other people. . .
Learn the secret art of confidence. . .
Discover reframes that will melt your mental cages. . .
Hunt secret insights that will release your full potential. . .
Shove a stake in the Procrastination Parasite and burn it to death with sunlight. . .
Slay your fears. . .
Steal brain programming hacks that you won't find on Google. . .
Clear out the emotional gunk clotting up your brain!
Learn how mental health fads are actually poisoning your brain!
Revel in secret knowledge the experts with bosses won't tell you. . .
Transform your horror story of a life into a comedy. . .
MURDER!!! The demons haunting your skull!
Become the CHAMPION energy version of you!
And so much more. . .
"If you want normal, waste 5 years in psychotherapy!
If you want results, get a hypnotist!" - Lawrence Bartley
Lawrence "The Crown Prince of Hypnosis" Bartley
The Labyrinth is deep and dark and full of shadows
Are YOU Worthy of Venturing Into Its Depths!?
If You:
Want to live in the Cage of Normality because you're 'fraid to step into The Weird World o' Your Unconscious Mind. . .
Are a humourless, soulless corpse masquerading as a person. . .
Are psychotic (Not a joke, lots of people with email lists get death threats). . .
Love using your insecurities as an excuse to be offended. . .
Want an emotional support pet to cope with your loneliness because you're too lazy to deep emotional work. . .
Are a baby demanding everything be FREE because you still haven't learned anything useful requires SACRIFICE. . .
Are allergic to working on your Self. . .
Think every dark event you experienced was someone else's fault. . .
Reply to any of my emails with a thousand emoji's like an insane person. . .
Are a communist (Communists are the WORST because they demand free handouts so they don't have to EARN anything). . .
Die of a stress-related heart-attack every time you hear the word "F*ck". . .
Are too delicate for a DAILY email list. . .
. . . the Labyrinth Newsletter isn't for you.But, if you ARE capable of walking into the abyss, facing the monsters, and conquering the darkness. . .
Life is Short! Will YOU Carry Anxiety To Your Deathbed!?
But before we can get into HOW your anxiety can melt in one hour. . .
Every business has people they don't want to work with. . .
This is NOT for you if:
You see hypnosis for anxiety as an expense instead of an investment in your life, health, and success. . .
You're drinking 6+ cups of coffee a day (How are you going to keep the anxiety away if you're pumping that much anxiety-juice into your blood?)
You're on medication with anxiety as a side effect (Consult a doctor if you still want this)
You still think, in 2024, hypnosis is mind control magic (Read the FAQ page so you can join the smart people again). . .
You don't want to do deep work, you want an emotional support pet to vent on. . .
TEMPORARY pain is too much for your fragile soul!
If ANY of those apply to you, STOP READING!
Give Me One Hour And Your Anxietiy WILL Melt
Out Of Your Body!
So You Can Become Friends With Your Own Brain Again!And Be The Best, Most Confident, Most Champion Version Of YOU!
Let Me Defend You, Real Quick. . .
If you're like smart people, you probably tried to solve anxiety with, at least one, of these:
Counselling/ Talk Therapy - But even after a hundred sessions, you STILL have anxiety. . .
Life Coaching - But the motivation was temporary. So your anxiety started screaming again. . .
Relaxing - Except your brain's so loud you can't relax.
Meditation Apps - But once you hit the off button, the problem returned. . .
Swallowing Buckets of Pills with side effects Zombifying Your Sex Life - And taking more pills for the side effects. . .
Plant Medicine - To control your anxiety, ended up being controlled by it instead. . .
Exercise - Despite helping with stress, something's still GNAWING at you. . .
Eating healthier - Yet no amount of clean food solved the "I'm not good enough", "I'm screaming and no one can hear me", "I'm broken, defective, and bad" rattling around your skull. . .
Breathing techniques - Made you light-headed. And the anxious rot is still in your body . .
A.I Therapy - Hundreds of hours later, you still have anxiety, don't you?
Here's Why NONE Of It Worked For You. . .
The REAL Reason You HAVEN'T (Yet) Slain The Anxiety Monster!
These so-called "solutions" target the symptom (anxiety), NOT the real problem (the mental gunk causing anxiety in the first place)!
Meaning the moment you're away from the pills, life coaches, or Mr. Therapist Man. . . Anxiety Strikes Back!
So you might be wondering:What gives me the AUDACITY to say: "I can drain anxiety from your nervous system. . . In ONE HOUR". . . when all those normal, standard, professional "solutions" up above failed?
9 Reasons Why Hypnosis Shines, Where Therapists, Coaches, And Buckets Of Pills Failed:
Hypnosis targets anxiety at a subconscious level!
Hypnosis teaches you how to drain the brain pain from dark memories! So you can stop reliving the past, start moving forward again!
No side effects!
Your Logic Brain and your Anxiety Brain talking to each other instead of strangling each other! So your mind works FOR you again!
Doesn't matter how long you've had anxiety! 10 days or 10 years, same brain circuit so hypnosis still works!
Anxiety vanishes FOREVER!
Solution-focused! No dwelling on your problems!
Fast Results! - I did mention it's only One Hour, right?
Content-FREE! You can keep the gory details about your anxiety to yourself!
Step-By-Step
How YOU Are Going To Slay Your Anxiety!
We meet on zoom.
We see if we're a solid fit to work together. . .
We go through formalities: How bad is the problem on a scale of 0 to 10? What would you like to replace the anxiety with (dragon energy, berserker confidence, love for all mankind, etc.)?
We do some neurological exercises. . .
I use hypnosis to guide you into the Labyrinth of your subconscious mind. . .
YOU slay the anxiety beast!
I help you install the (dragon energy, berserker confidence, love for all mankind, etc. . .) from step 2,
Exit hypnosis. Welcome to the anxiety-free world!
However (and this is important). . .
Expect icky feelings!
It's TEMPORARY! During hypnosis the anxiety circuit in your brain will be activated! Since your mind and body are connected you will probably feel something icky in your body. However. . .And it can get intense!However, when the anxiety dissolves, the icky feelings vanish. So fast it'll feel like magic. You'll breathe easier. You'll feel confident. And. . .
your anxiety will be gone forever!
I've Helped Over 75+ People. . .
Slay Their Anxiety Monsters With Flaming Arrows Of Death!
Here's What Some of Them Said:
Now, if you're like most people, you might be thinking:
"I DON'T believe you! My therapist told me anxiety is with you for life! And you say you can get rid of it in one hour! I mean c'mon, really? REALLY?!?"
You've Been LIED To By Big Therapy!
Therapists are trained to talk to your surface level mind.But anxiety DOESN'T live on the surface. . .Anxiety lives inside your brain's background operating system. Also known as: The Subconscious Mind!The hypnotic process speaks to the subconscious mind!Speaking to THE RIGHT PART lets you dissolve the Anxiety Prison, So fast it feels like magic!
"But my anxiety's Unique! I don't think your process will work for me!"
What Experts With Bosses Won't Tell You ('Cus Otherwise They'd Get Fired)!
(Or do you think the therapy industry is the ONE place where disagreeing with you boss has zero consequences?)
All anxieties live in the SAME area of your brain!No matter:
WHERE it came from. . .
How LONG you've had it. . .
How it AFFECTS you. . .
Meaning, no matter how unique your problem, my process STILL works! Because it works on EVERY anxiety!
"But, I'm still gonna have to share my personal secrets to you, aren't I? I'll get in trouble if I tell!"
How To Burn Anxiety To Ashes
WITHOUT
Sharing Secrets, Traumatic Stories, or Personal Info!
It's called Content-Free Hypnosis!See, your brain has the tools to solve anxiety. But no one ever showed you WHERE to tools were. Or HOW to use them.I guide you to slay the mental gunk with the tools all brains are born with. Meaning. . .
Your Secrets. . .
Your Trauma Stories. . .
Your Personal Info. . .
Have ZERO IMPACT
On the Process!
So feel free to keep it to yourself!😎
So, If You're Missing Out On:
Life without Panic Attacks!
Confidence without pills. . .
Driving a car without panic-induced barrel rolls running down every pedestrian in sight. . .
Control over YOUR Life again!
Waltzing into your job, your university, your part-time WITHOUT feeling sick anxiety in your stomach!
Going out with friends, walking with grace and power!
Living with Purpose!
Breaking the cycle of sleep deprivation. The one making your anxiety worse. . .
Slaying the Procrastination Parasite!
CONTROL over YOUR LIFE AGAIN!!!
The energy to escape your house!
Motivation for your goals. . .
Being the most CONFIDENT YOU!
The SUCCESS you deserve. How successful will you be when anxiety NO LONGER holds you back?
Speaking in public without knee-trembling jelly legs!
Making Friends. Without social anxiety, speaking to people will become easy. . .
Burning down the abusive relationship between YOU and Googling your symptoms at 3 am!
Freedom from worrying about how much you worry. . .
Waking up with energy instead of fatigue!
Shoving a stake through the self-pity vampire. . .
Annihilate the Phantom of Shame haunting your skull. . .
Designing your own destiny. No longer being ENSLAVED to icky feelings!
Peace with yourself!
Losing weight. No more self-pity stress eating!
Swelling confidence in your chest so you can stand tall, proud, and strong like a gladiator,
Living your best life. By turning off the exhausting fight or flight mode you're always in. . .
Ramping up your confidence until your muscles quiver with Giant F*ck You DRAGON energy. . .
Enjoying relationships without anxious paranoia biting into your brain!
Freedom from the mental pain. . .
Ending the war inside your skull and feeling safe again!
Setting yourself FREE from the Social Media Virus pouring anxiety down your throat!
Banishing the insomnia demon!
BREATHING WITHOUT the tightness in your chest!
Talking to another human being without social anxiety causing your knees to quake. . .
Draining your mental gunk. . .
Beating impostor syndrome with a stick!
Waking up with WINNER ENERGY!
Social confidence!
Emotional freedom!
Being able to eat in public again!
Ending the naughty noises screaming inside your skull. . .
Inner peace after you SLAYED your demons!
Being the best version of YOU!
Draining the dark programming in your brain so you can experience CONQUOR the WORLD energy again!
How confident will you become when you melt Anxiety Prison?What will your anxiety-free life look like?What would you lose if you became the BEST version of YOU?
"How much does this cost?" - You Ask
"A one-time payment of 800 EURO!" - I reply.
(About as much as top lawyers and doctors charge. 'cept fixing your brain programming is a LOT more valuable!)
"Why so expensive when there are 50 EURO hypnotists?"
Because you'll get EXACTLY what you pay for!
When you pay for a service, you're paying for time, energy, and expertise. How much time, energy, and expertise, do you expect to get for 50 EURO?The only way cheap hypnotists can make a living. . . is by dragging you through programs where the change is temporary! So you keep coming back to them!
(If you ever hear someone say "I tried hypnosis before and it didn't work?" Ask them how much they paid for it.)
"Wait! What if I'm someone who needs MULTIPLE sessions!?"
In the unlikely event you're one of the few people who needs a second, or even a third session. . .
I've got something for you. . .
Lawrence Bartley's Lifetime Guarantee!
NOTE: This is NOT a money-back guarantee!
Any Future Anxiety Session You Have With Me - Between Now And The Heat Death of The Universe - Is FREE!
Whether it's because you need an extra session, you've got more than one anxiety, or you developed a new anxiety in the future - I'll still help you for FREE!
Note: This guarantee only applies to anxiety. Should you wish to work with me on something else (like stop smoking or screen addiction) you will have to pay for the new problam. Different problem, different processes, different preparation.
"This Lifetime Guarantee seems
easy to abuse. . ."
Or it would be . . . if it wasn't for the meddling Lifetime Guarantee only applying to people I decide to take on as clients!If I decide NOT to work with you, you'll get a refund. You will NOT be eligible to work with me again!
Follow My Process, It WILL Be The Last Time You Feel Anxiety!
Disclaimers:
All my sessions are recorded.
You must be over 18.
I don't work with people who have these conditions: schizophrenia, pathological personality, alcohol or drug psychosis, senility, epilepsy and narcolepsy, bi-polar condition, clinical depressive illnesses or exhibiting suicidal tendencies, or a serious heart condition.
I only work with individuals.
I don’t work with vulnerable adults.
I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine.
I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders.
If you're sick of anxiety gnawing your face off. . .
ask yourself. . .
Do you deserve peace from those vile feelings?
What would you lose if you let go of anxiety?
Do you still believe it's impossible to be free of anxiety?
What would you do with your new confidence?
Who do you want to be? A slave bowing down to the Anxiety Monster? Or the knight who slays the beast?
You've seen HOW I can help YOU. You've seen testimonials from other people I helped.I CAN help you too, if you to reach out to me.
So make a decision. . .
A "Yes, take my money🤑!" or "No! Burn at the stake, you hypnotic scum🔥!"If there's a part of you that wants freedom from the Anxiety Cage, click the button below. Because life is short.
And you don't have to live in a mind prison anymore.
"Hey, I have questions!"
And I have an FAQ page I put a lot of effort into!And a Contact Me page I put barely any effort into!
“Hey, I skimmed all the way to the end without reading. Could you give a short summary, please?”
I'm not your mother, go back and read.
So, you want to learn more about me, eh?
Meet Your Hypnotist:
Hi, my name's Lawrence Bartley.And the mission, is to help as many people break their mental cages, before God decides I've lived too long and locks me up in a dirt box.So if ugly brain programming is clogging up your skull, your own mind is gnawing at you. . .and you still have the problem after years of "normal help" (therapy, counselling, coaching, etc). . .you're in luck!Hypnosis often helps where "normal" fails. And if you're qualified to work with me, I can help you break your mental prisons, find peace, and get the freedom you deserve!"normal" has never produced exceptionalSo if you're looking for an exceptional solution, click the button below! Because you deserve the BEST!
Crown Prince Of Hypnosis!
(No one said I couldn't, so I'm taking the title! MUHUHAHAHA!!!)
Certified and acknowledged by NLP Canada,
Certified Mike Mandel Hypnosis Academy,
Certified UK Hypnosis Academy,
Certified Jacquin Hypnosis Academy,
Certified Kinetic Shift Practitioner,
North American Academy Of Hypnosis - Stop Smoking Specialist
Certified by Hypnotherapy Training Northern Ireland
Hypnosis so safe, Hollywood won't make money off of it!
Because when most people hear hypnosis they think of pocket watches, spirals, and mind controlled zombie-like people (really Hollywood, really?), don’t they?
Hypnosis is a process!
Not mind control. It's a step-by-step system you follow to:
Burn the mind gunk holding you back,
And build the confidence to move forward again.
You still have free will!
When you realise hypnosis is a process, you'll also realise it's up to you to go with it.You can leave at any time. Of course, if you ignore the process, don't expect results.So, if you want this, you must be responsible for following my instructions.
Your secrets are safe with you!
Since you're in control of trance, you can leave if you're about to reveal secrets.Many people, like the CIA, have tried to do get people to spill their secrets with hypnosis. It never worked because it's a TV myth.
You will NOT be the first person stuck in hypnotic trance!
"Aaaaand. . . SLEEP!!!"
You've probably seen it, haven't you?Videos of hypnotists walking up to people, yanking on their arms, yelling "SLEEP!" and the person just flops to the floor. It's dramatic. It's impressive. And. . .if you're like most people you say something like "Wow, there's no way I could do that." And you'd be right. You couldn't. And in your defence, if it was real, neither could the hypnotist.What you didn't see is the off camera hypnosis that made the "magic" happen. The person who flops to the floor. . . was already hypnotised.
It's called a Rupar. . .
A rupar is a misleading video (Normal for entertainment industry),where context is removed (person already being hypnotised)so you're left with a false impression (hypnosis is a voodoo mind control magic).
"B-but. . . the stage hypnotists! Surely that's real!"
It's called The Class Clown Problem!
When you went to school, you had a class clown, right? Someone who enjoyed being a fool in front of everyone. No sense of embarrassment. Did the craziest things in front of people for entertainment.Now, imagine how many class clowns there are in a crowd of 500 people.And imagine how much crazy stuff they'll do if you took away their responsibility. Because they get to say they were hypnotised.The people on stage want to do crazy stuff.
Why Hollywood tricks you into thinking hypnosis is mind control magic. . .
It's called The Gamma Ray Problem!
(I'm sensing a naming pattern here 🤔)
Here's the story:Stan Lee (the man who invented The Incredible Hulk, The Fantastic Four, and many more superheroes you've probably heard of) had a problem.He needed to turn a scrawny scientist named Bruce Banner, into The Incredible Hulk. He needed a process that SOUNDED good. Something his audience would love.So, he exposed Bruce Banner to Gamma Ray Radiation! And thus The Hulk was born!The audiences loved it. The Incredible Hulk became one of the most iconic superheroes and . . .Stan Lee had no idea what gamma rays were. Because he was a comic book writer, not a scientist. But. . .he knew Gamma Rays SOUNDED cool.He know his audience would love it.So he went with it, using Gamma Ray Radiation as the magic process that created The Hulk.
Likewise. . .
When Hollywood directors need characters brainwashed, mind-controlled, they have the same problem Stan Lee had.They need to show their audience a magical process with a name that sells the idea their characters are acting against their free will.So they call it "hypnosis".Because it SOUNDS magical. It has an air of mystery to it. And the audience loved it.Hollywood hypnosis isn't real. It's just entertainment.
More Frequently Asked Questions
"Is there anything I might need to have ready for this session?"
A good chair, strong wi-fi, and a decent webcam.Sometimes people can get thirsty after hypnosis so maybe a bottle of water.
"I don't want to do this in my bedroom. Can I do it in my car?"
As long as you're not driving, and you've got a solid internet connection, it's fine.
Is hypnosis a placebo?
No. It works even if you don’t believe in it. Because when you follow the process, you get the result regardless of your belief.
But, can I even be hypnotised? I’m a mega GENIUS with a diamond-hard superman-like WILLPOWER!
Since you're smart, I don't need to tell you hypnosis is a process. Follow the process, you’ll get the results.And, if anything, your genius and willpower will make you better at going deeper and getting the results you want.
Am I too old for hypnosis?
No. The only requirements are:1) you're intelligent and,
2) you're intelligentAs long as you're smart I don't care how old you are.
How many sessions does hypnosis take?
Most people only need one session. But some people may need two.I don't book things for you. So it's up to you if you want another session or not.
Are there side effects to hypnosis?
Your background operating system is going to be burning brain calories when it starts lifting emotional dumbbells, so you may feel hungry or thirsty after.
Is online hypnosis safe?
Yes, just make sure you've a decent chair.
I still have questions.
And I still have email, right here: Lawrence@lawrencebartley.com.And a X account you can DM right here: @Law_Bartley
So, you wanna listen to me on podcasts and interviews?
So, you wanna read my blog posts?
Well, here they be. . .
Blogs:
work in progress
What kind of sick, twisted degenerate REFUSES to put his CONTACT Info on his Contact Me page!?
The kind who says you should have gone through the FAQ's FIRST, if you had a question!Instead you're sitting there making the FAQ page feel neglected. Like an abandoned child. In a hobo box. In a dark ally. Cryin'. And it's raining. In the middle of winter. And wolves are howling because it's a post apocalyptic-hellscape. And that's on YOU! You did that to the child because you couldn't be bothered going to the FAQ page first.For shame. For shame.
Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis - Stop Smoking
"If nicotine was the reason you smoke,
nicotine replacement would work" - Lawrence Bartley
But first, an announcement from your favourite neighborhood hypnotist. . .
NO FORCE IN HEAVEN, EARTH, OR HADES WILL EVER HELP YOU STOP SMOKING. . .UNTIL YOU DECIDE TO STOP SMOKING! NOT YOUR WIFE, HUSBAND, OR DOCTOR! YOU!
If you're one of the people who's here because someone else is tricking, nagging, or extorting you into being here, DON'T DO THIS!!!
Furthermore:
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING
WITHOUT
HAVING TO STOP SMOKING. . .
Then, this is not for you. Come back when you're ready to STOP smoking.
"Hey, I AM serious about quitting! In fact, I've already tried using willpower!"
Respect for trying, but your method of execution needs work and here's why:
The Reason Willpower Fails:
Right now, as you read this, there's a war inside your skull.A war between one part of you screaming for a smoke. . .And another part fighting tooth and nail to prevent you from smokingYou Are LITERALLY Fighting Yourself When You Try to Quit Using Willpower!And when you fight against yourself, you can only lose.
The Trick to Stop Smoking:
Unite your brain.Get those parts to stop beating each other with sticks, start negotiating.Then, give the part craving a cigarette, a healthier habit to crave instead, like a deep breathing practice.Do that, you'll discover your craving to smoke has vanished. So fast it seems like magic.
"But, HOW do I actually DO that?"
Simple, get a hypnotist.
How a Stop Smoking Hypnosis Session Works:
We have a 60 minute long zoom meeting.
We go through formalities like: Making sure you know what's going to happen. How bad is the problem on a scale of 0 to 10?
I'll take you through hypnosis.
I help you install new habits to replace the smoking one.
Exit hypnosis. You are now a non-smoker.
Stabbing An ICY NEEDLE called Math Into Your BRAIN!
Because if you're like smart people, you're probably aware asking how much this costs without asking yourself THESE questions, is dumb. . .
How much does a pack of cigarettes cost you?
How many do you packs do you smoke per day?
Multiply by 365 and how much does smoking cost you PER YEAR?
If you're like the average smoker, it's probably around 4000 EURO (you could have a holiday in Las Vegas with that) per year!
(You're basically getting paid to stop smoking!)
So How Much Does This Cost?
I'm not going to be the person who says, "long term, you'll save money from not buying cigarettes."Nor will I mention how much you save in hospital fees.Or how the average smoker gets 12 years of life back!Won't mention it at all. . . What I will tell you is:
A Stop Smoking Session costs 1600 EURO and lasts One Hour!
Why is Stop Smoking more expensive than your Other Sessions?
Different problems, different processes. And stop smoking requires I can trust you to:
Want to stop smoking! Not your wife, husband, or doctor. . .
Be SERIOUS about quitting! Not a "I'm just going to try this, see if it works, hope for the best" type of person. . .
Follow my process to the best of your abilities!
(Though with the money you'll save, you'll probably make the 1600 back in less than half a year.)
Lawrence Bartley Lifetime Guarantee!
This is NOT a money-back guarantee!
People are cocky.Sometimes a person can go an entire year without cigarettes, then think:"You know, I've been super amazing this year by not smoking, so what if I "reward" myself with just one".Then they fall into smoking again.A Lifetime Guarantee means, should you ever decide to "reward" yourself by inhaling a poison that tastes disgusting, looks ugly in front of your friends and family, and is a symbol of regret. . .I'll help you stop smoking again - for free!
Life is short. You can be a non-smoker in ONE hour!
Disclaimers:
All my sessions are recorded.
You must be over 18.
I don't work with people who have these conditions: schizophrenia, pathological personality, alcohol or drug psychosis, senility, epilepsy and narcolepsy, bi-polar condition, clinical depressive illnesses or exhibiting suicidal tendencies, or a serious heart condition.
I only work with individuals.
I don’t work with vulnerable adults.
I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine.
I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders.
I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders.
Questions A Smart Person Would Ask:
Can I do the hypnosis session in my car?
Yes, a lot of people do. In fact, I recommend it.What you need is an area where no one, even pets, will disturb you. A chair to sit in, and strong wi-fi.A car, with solid wi-fi covers all that.As long as you're not dumb enough to do this while driving, of course.
What about vaping?
Yes, this process works for vaping too.
What about weed?
Yep, weed too. It's a flexible process.
Why do you NOT offer money back guarantees?
Because I don't like thieves or serial refund-ers.The people who buy because of refund policies, tend to be the people who love asking for refunds. Even when the session works! Because they're thieves!And others buy because they want to TRY to stop smoking!I don't want TRY-ers, I want DO-ers!People who'll follow the process, even if you don't like it, so they'll get the result!
So, you're trapped in a cycle of waking up, getting sucked into a screen, sleeping, and repeating. . .
I can help you shove a stake in the Screen Addiction Vampire and burn it to death! In ONE HOUR!!!
Y'know the funny thing about screen addiction. . .
The feeling you have when you're sucked into TikTok, X, Porn, etc. . .Where all your attention focused on the screen. . .So you're thinking "Holy sh1t, it's already been an hour! It just felt like twenty minutes!"That feeling is hypnosis. Except. . .where screens pump poison into your skull,I guide you to your internal release valve, so you can drain the poison!Meaning, in an ironic twist, the same magnetic pull sucking you into doom-scrolling. . .Is the key to escaping the screen addiction cage!
"If you're bored when you're alone, you're in bad company" - Sadhguru
Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis - Mindset Coaching
This is going to be a punch in the pants for you, but. . .
Mindset is what people talk about when they've NOTHING useful to say!!!
I'll explain:When someone has REAL, USEFUL advice to give, they say: do X, do y, then do Z and you're golden.What they NeVER do is: TALK ABOUT MINDSET!!!"But wait," I hear you weep between spits of blood because you can't take the pain of someone pointing out the flaws of your precious mindset cult, "Mindset isn't about giving advice, it's about "I need to think in this way" because it's more useful!"If only it was, it would have some use. But alas. . .Ever wondered why you don't have that Epic God-King way of thinking in the first place?Someoen poisoned your brain!Hearing someone else say "think X, not Y" doesn't help. Being CONCIOUSLY aware of an unconscious process, RARELY (yes, it happens, like 30% of the time. Is a 30% chance of success what you want?) fix anything!What happens is you TEMPORARILY beat down the unconsicous process, like whack a mole. Then your MOTIVATION (if you need motivation, you shouldn't be doing it) wears off. And the unconscious process you beat down pops back up again. Like whack a mole.
So why the f*ck am I selling mindset coaching services?The reason I say that is because there's a secret to mindset that no guru, coach, any of the other f*ckwits preaching mindset on the internet will tell you.Though, in their defence, it's probably because they don't know it since their entire existence is to parrot what other people say.The secret of mindset is. . . the power was inside you all along!Yes, the dumb movie cliche is the secret to mindset."Wait," thou cry-est out from the stands "If I have the power, Why don't I have the mindset of a divine lightning God already!?"Mate, just because you have the power, doesn't mean you can access it. Why don't you have the lightning God's mindset, because your brain has been programmed since the moment you slopped out of your mammy.Programmed by your parents, society, teachers. The darkest events of you life and your greatest moments of victory. All brain programming.But, what if that programming is out-dated. Or what if it's not your programming in the first place, but something a teacher put inside you? What if it's actually a mind virus?Then, you've a mind prison. Keeping you stuck. Weighing your down. Trapping you like a pair of iron shackles.So, how do you escape the prison?"That's why I'm here. Because mindset coaching will help me escape the mind cage. Then I'll be able to move forward with my life and become an epic god-king!"Well, aren't you ambitious.Remember, you already have the mindset of a God-King! What you need is to melt the brain cage!
HOWEVER. . .
Every business has people they don't want to work with. So, this isn't for you if. . .
You like pretending you're a victim. . .
You want a quick little brain hack instead of serious, deep work. . .
You're here to understand yourself better (as if your brain doesn't understand itself. lol) instead of clearing out outdated brain programming. . .
Since you're still reading. . .
I'm going to assume you're comfortable with all this. In which case, pop a bottle of whiskey (champagne's for women) and sit your arse down! Because here's. . .
HOW I can help YOU!
We have a meeting on zoom
We discuss your life goals, mission, and purpose.
I use hypnosis to unwire useless brain wiring
You leave with Viking energy buzzing in your balls
Thing 'bout consultation calls is, they're basically sales pitches. . .
You really want to have a 20 minute sales pitch with a hypnotist? I'm literally trained to bend your mind to my view of the world. It's why you now see consultation calls as sales pitches.And even if you're not convinced yet, why would you want to inconvenience yourself (and me) with a 20 minute call when you can read the FAQ page instead.Or, I don't know. . . join The Labyrinth Newsletter and send me an email.I'm not saying The Labyrinth is the greatest newsletter in the universe whose enlightenment will transform you into the divine messiah, the likes of which only Jesus Christ can rival. BUT I'm not saying it won't do that either😎!