If you're reading this, it's because you think hypnosis can help you overcome a problem you have, right?
Lawrence "The Autistic Hypnotist" Bartley
But, if you're like most people, you're probably not yet convinced if hypnosis even can help you. . . if I'm the person who can help you. . . or if your specific problem can even be solved. . .
So, I'm challenging YOU!
Put my skills to the test!I'm giving out a FREE hypnosis for sleep recording as a bribe gift to everyone on my email list.So, if you want to see if my hypnotic wizardry can help you, listen to the hypnosis for sleep recording.One of two things is going to happen:
1) You get the best sleep of your life! Peaceful! Restful! Waking up with lighting energy in the morning, but there's more. . .Because not only will you have an amazing night, you'll also have proof there's something to this hypnosis voodoo wizardry. And. . .you'll also be in the perfect spot (my email list) to learn about HOW hypnosis can help you solve the problem you came here for!Or. . .2) The recording fails. Nothing happens. You unsubscribe from my list. Forget I ever existed. And find someone else to help you.
What do you have to lose?
"What if your voice is like crushed glass scraping my ears?"
"Crushed GLASS! SCRAPING" Wow. Rude. . . I have feelings too, ya know 😢.Sound of my voice doesn't matter. What matters is whether or not you follow the instructions in the recording.Follow the process in the recording, you'll sleep so deep you'll wake up buried alive. . . I mean, people will call you Sleeping Beauty!
"Will the background music drive me into a homicidal rage?"
If it does, you're probably a maniac anyway since there's:NO background music!So click that beautiful button below and join my newsletter!
So, my bribe gift of the best nights sleep hasn't enticed you into entering The Labyrinth, yet?If you're like most people, you're probably wondering what you'll get from Joining The Labyrinth. . .apart from one of the most valuable hypnosis recordings in the universe (Think about how many problems an awful night's sleep causes, it's not a 100% exaggeration),
Inside The Labyrinth You'll Learn How To:
Neck-crank your insecurities to death,
Become emotionally bulletproof. . .
Clear out the emotional gunk poisoning your brain. . .
Shove a stake in the heart of the Procrastination Parasite. . .
Slay your fears. . .
Hack your own brain with secrets you won't find on Google. . .
Discover which mental health fads are actually poison!
Become the best version of YOU by slaying your inner demons!
And so much more. . .
Hypnosis is a Labyrinth.
A journey into your unconscious mind. . .
And slaying The Beast inside!
And you DO want to slay The Beast In Your Brain, don't you?
If You:
Want to keep living in the Cage of Normality,
Are psychotic (Not a joke, lots of people with email lists get death threats and I'm not tolerating that). . .
Use your insecurities as an excuse to be offended. . .
Want to use me as your emotional support pet. . .
Reply to emails with thousands of emoji's like an insane person. . .
Are too delicate for a DAILY email list. . .
. . . the Labyrinth Newsletter isn't for you!But, if you ARE capable of walking into the abyss, facing the monsters, and conquering the darkness. . .
🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even thought my clients, my personal story (see about me page), and the clients of other hypnotists all over the world would tell a different story. But again, those millions of stories are not substantial evidence for the Irish Government.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor.All violent parts of my writing are either metaphors, jokes, or hyperbole for dramatic effect. Lawrence Bartley does not advocate violence.
“Insanity is wasting your life as a nothing when you have the blood of a killer flowing in your veins. Insanity is being sh*t on, beat down, coasting through life in a miserable existence when you have a caged lion locked inside and a key to release it.” — Sloan “Wanted”
Life is short! Do you still want to be in therapy on your deathbed!?
What would your life be like if you felt "I can do this" energy instead of rotten anxiety feelings!?!
If you can't imagine feeling safe, let alone "I can do this" confidence, keep reading!Because I'll show you how you can feel confident! So you can take back control of YOUR life again!
Babies are NOT born with anxiety!
All babies are born with two fears:
Fear of falling,
Fear of loud noises
Every other fear is something we acquire from other people!
And anything acquired can be unwired!
In a moment, I'll show you HOW!But first. . . this probably isn't your first attempt at getting rid of anxiety, is it?
Let Me Defend You, Real Quick. . .
If you're like most people, you've probably tried one of these:
Talk Therapy - Talking about feelings is NOT how male, autistic, or logic-oriented brains process emotional problems! Also a subscription based service with a financial incentive to keep you in therapy!💰
Relaxation Techniques - Focuses on the symptom, not the reason you have anxiety! And if you're like most people, you've so much going on in this chaotic world, you probably can't relax!
Meditation Apps - Mobile games in disguise!
💊Swallowing Buckets of Pills💊 - The definition of focusing on the symptom. And you don't want to be numbed up your entire life, do you?
Ketamine, Cannabis, and Other Plant Medicines - Are taken for symptoms, not causes (are you also sensing a pattern here🤔?). And many people who take these to control their anxiety, end up being controlled by them instead.
Exercise - Useful for stress. But no amount of running is going to clear out the repressed emotions causing anxiety!
Confiding in friends who turned out to be toxic - "You think your life is bad," they said, "let me tell you about MY day!"
A.I Therapy - Same as talk therapy. But with a robot🤖! Also, mobile games in disguise (it's literally designed to keep you engaged. That's how they make money!)
So what makes hypnosis different. . .
10 Reasons Why Hypnosis Shines, Where Therapists, Coaches, And Buckets Of Pills Failed:
Hypnosis works WITH your brain! - Hypnosis is a process of going within yourself, using your own mental tools and thinking patterns to solve problems like anxiety. So, no matter how logic oriented you are, hypnosis will work WITH your brain!
Not a subscription based service (but, more on that later)!
Hypnosis focuses on releasing repressed emotions causing the anxiety!
Doesn't matter where the anxiety came from! - Even though anxieties have different triggers, they all live in the same part of your brain.
Doesn't matter how long you've had anxiety! - Whether it's 10 days or 100 years, anxiety is the same brain circuit firing off.
By draining your emotional gunk with hypnosis you stop living in the past, start moving forward again!
Your brain starts working FOR you again! - Without the dark anxiety programming causing your brain to strangle itself, your brain can start moving into alignment again!
Hypnosis is focused on finding solutions! NOT going deeper into problems!
Hypnosis restores your sense of safety! - By switching off the constant fight or flight mode.
Keep Your Secrets - All hypnosis work I do is Content-Free Hypnosis. There is as little talking about your problem as possible!
"Those who do not understand what content-free hypnosis is are NOT qualified to work with me." - Lawrence Bartley. Click here to learn what content-free hypnosis is, so you can become qualified.
Step-By-Step
How YOU Are Going To
Slay Your Anxiety!
(results are based on participation. So, if you're allergic to work, this isn't for you!)
We meet on zoom.
I answer your questions, make sure you know what's going to happen, and what positive feelings you'd like to have once the problem's gone (love, trust, the confidence of a giant f*ck you dragon, etc. . .)
We do a set of neurological exercises.
I guide you into hypnosis.
I help your unconscious mind drain the emotional pain causing anxiety.
When the problem is gone, there’s a void left behind. I help you fill the void with the tools you chose in step 2.
Exit hypnosis feeling confident and powerful!
The changes made during the session continue to cement themselves over the coming days.
Welcome to back to the world of "I can do this" again!
However (and this is important),
Some people experience TEMPORARY icky feelings during hypnosis! Why?To change the anxiety circuit, you need to first activate the anxiety circuit!If you're capable of tolerating temporary discomfort. . .
You will feel peace again!
Here's What People Have Said:
So, If You're Missing Out On:
Trusting yourself! No more constantly second guessing yourself!
Being in control of your own life!
Waltzing into your job or university and feeling comfortable!
Recognizing yourself when you look in the mirror and feeling like you can actually LOVE yourself!
Being untriggerable and emotionally bulletproof!
Breaking the cycle of sleep deprivation. The one making your anxiety worse. . .
Feeling safe outside!
Sleeping without anxiety's ice cold fingers wringing your gut,
Gripping the control panel of life with an iron fist so no one else gets to push YOUR buttons without permission,
Imagine how successful you'll be without anxiety holding you back!
Making friends because you can speak to people without knee-trembling jelly legs!
The blood of a lion in your veins because you were born to be King of Your Life!
Waking up and being proud to be you!
Freedom from The Mental Cage of Anxiety!
No more Googling (or Chat-GPT-ing) your symptoms at 3 am!
Letting go of the worry. And the worrying about how much you worry!
Burning your insecurities to ash!
Detoxing from all the bottled up rage since you weren't allowed be angry as a child!
Living your best life!
Berserker confidence so no one ever dares to trample over your boundaries again!
Being able to trust people without walking on eggshells!
Breathing easy again!
Feeling safe again! No more constant fight or flight mode!
Your chest swelling with confidence instead of icky feelings!
The diamond-hard grit to achieve your goals without anxiety chaining you down!
Being a winner instead of feeling like a constant failure!
Social confidence instead of standing around awkwardly!
Moving forward with your life instead of being left behind by your friends!
The iron backbone needed to hit your full potential!
When are you going to take back the confidence anxiety stole from you?What will your life look like when the anxiety's been replaced by peace?What will you do with your new freedom?What would you lose if you became the BEST version of YOU?
"How much does this cost?" - You Ask
A one-time payment of 800 EURO! And each session is 1 hour long.
"But what if I need a hundred sessions?" You wonder, "What if I have a thousand different anxieties? What if I develop new anxieties in the future!?!"
My clients are entitled to FREE hypnosis support sessions for anxiety, should they need them!!!
(Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (e.g. is more interested in venting about problems than fixing them), or violates one of my disclaimers (see disclaimers below). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund.) The Lifetime Guarantee is NOT a money-back guarantee! Read the Terms of Service for more information on the Refund Policy and Lifetime Guarantee!
You're right, I'm expensive (about the same as a top lawyer or doctor)!And. . . if my work doesn't work, I'm literally LOSING money!!!So, if you're still bothered, enjoy therapy. Or meds. Or doing nothing and letting your anxiety ferment. Rendering you a zombie living a near-life experience.When I spent years in therapy it was €65 per week. Is therapy in your area that cheap?How much do anxiety meds cost and how long will you be on them?You've seen people who use their anxiety as an excuse to skip work and go gaming all day. You don't want to live that life, do you?
Life Is Too Short To Be Wasted In Misery!
Reasons You Shouldn't Do This:
Every business has people they don't want to work with. This is NOT for you if you:
Still think you're un-hypnotisable - you haven't been educated enough for this.
Want to use this to get your spouse/doctor/parasitic relative off your back.
Want to KEEP anxiety for disability benefits,
Want to vent instead of doing internal work!
Chronically chew gum - Chewing gum keeps people out of hypnosis.
Are a coffee addict - Excessive coffee can lead to anxiety. Look up caffeine-induced anxiety disorder.
Anyone I choose not work with is given a full refund! However. . .
. . . If You're Ready To Slay Your Inner Demons, I'll Help Your Brain Feel SAFE Again!
Disclaimers:
All my sessions are recorded.
You must be over 18.
I don't work with people who have these conditions: schizophrenia, pathological personality, alcohol or drug psychosis, senility, epilepsy and narcolepsy, bi-polar condition, clinical depressive illnesses or exhibiting suicidal tendencies, or a serious heart condition.
I don’t work with vulnerable adults.
I only work with individuals.
I will NOT work with you if you are taking medication with anxiety as a side effect(Because I don't know if the anxiety is caused by medication or not. And if it is, hypnosis won't work because you'll get the anxiety back next time you take meds).
I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine.
I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders.
If you're sick of anxiety gnawing inside your skull. . .
. . . make a decision!
If there's a part of you that wants freedom from the Anxiety Cage, book a session. Because life is short.And you don't have to live with icky anxiety feelings anymore!
Do you deserve peace from those vile feelings?
What would you lose if you let go of anxiety?
How do you want to feel this time next year?
What would you do with your new confidence?
Do you want to spend the rest of your life with anxiety?
The choice is yours.
“Hey, I skimmed all the way to the end without reading. Could you give a short summary, please?”
I'm not your mother, go back and read.
🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything, including anxiety, in the traditional sense. Even thought my clients, my personal story (see about me page), and the clients of other hypnotists all over the world would tell a different story. But again, those millions of stories are not substantial evidence for the Irish Government.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor.All violent parts of my writing are either metaphors, jokes, or hyperbole for dramatic effect. Lawrence Bartley does not advocate violence.
Meet Your Hypnotist: Lawrence Bartley,
The Autistic Hypnotist!!!
And my life's purpose, is to help as many people break their mental cages as I can.At least, until God decides I've lived too long and locks me up in a dirt box.So, if you're exhausted from being at war with yourself. . . sick of ugly brain programming running your life. . . and you're ready to change!I can help you find peace and stability again!Because I've been there. I've slayed my demons. I can help you slay yours too.Click the button, because you want to drain the chaos in your brain, don't you?
And now. . . certifications:
Certified and acknowledged by NLP Canada,
Certified Mike Mandel Hypnosis Academy,
Certified UK Hypnosis Academy,
Certified Jacquin Hypnosis Academy,
Certified Kinetic Shift Practitioner,
North American Academy Of Hypnosis - Smoking Cessation Specialist,
Certified by Hypnotherapy Training Northern Ireland
🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even if my clients, personal story, and millions of other people who've worked with hypnotists around the world, would disagree.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor.All violent parts of my writing are either metaphors, jokes, or hyperbole for dramatic effect. Lawrence Bartley does not advocate violence.
Hypnosis so safe, Hollywood won't make money off of it!
Because when most people hear hypnosis they think of pocket watches, spirals, and mind controlled zombie-like people (really Hollywood, really?), don’t they?
Hypnosis is a process!
Not mind control. It's a step-by-step system you follow to:
Burn the mind gunk holding you back,
And build the confidence to move forward again.
You still have free will!
When you realise hypnosis is a process, you'll also realise it's up to you to go with it.You can leave at any time. Of course, if you ignore the process, don't expect results.So, if you want this, you must be responsible for following my instructions.
Your secrets are safe with you!
Since you're in control of trance, you can leave if you're about to reveal secrets.Many people, like the CIA, have tried to do get people to spill their secrets with hypnosis. It never worked because it's a TV myth.
You will NOT be the first person stuck in hypnotic trance!
🥳Content-Free Hypnosis!🥳
If you value your privacy, this is the most important thing to know about.Content-Free means we do hypnosis and we NEVER discuss specific details of your problem."That doesn't make and sense! How could you POSSIBLY help me solve my problems if you don't know what they are?"I don't, you do!Your brain has the tools and resources to solve ALL its problems. But it doesn't know WHERE the tools are. Or HOW to use them. Or HOW to connect them to the problem.I guide you to find the tools. And show your subconscious how to use them to slay your problems.I guide you to the Beast! But, you'll be the one SLAYING the monster!
"Aaaaand. . . SLEEP!!!"
You've probably seen it, haven't you?Videos of hypnotists walking up to people, yanking on their arms, yelling "SLEEP!" and the person just flops to the floor. It's dramatic. It's impressive. And. . .if you're like most people you say something like "Wow, there's no way I could do that." And you'd be right. You couldn't. And in your defence, if it was real, neither could the hypnotist.What you didn't see is the off camera hypnosis that made the "magic" happen. The person who flops to the floor. . . was already hypnotised.
It's called a Rupar. . .
A rupar is a misleading video (Normal for entertainment industry),where context is removed (person already being hypnotised)so you're left with a false impression (hypnosis is a voodoo mind control magic).
"B-but. . . the stage hypnotists! Surely that's real!"
It's called The Class Clown Problem!
When you went to school, you had a class clown, right? Someone who enjoyed being a fool in front of everyone. No sense of embarrassment. Did the craziest things in front of people for entertainment.Now, imagine how many class clowns there are in a crowd of 500 people.And imagine how much crazy stuff they'll do if you took away their responsibility. Because they get to say they were hypnotised.The people on stage want to do crazy stuff.
Why Hollywood tricks you into thinking hypnosis is mind control magic. . .
It's called The Gamma Ray Problem!
(I'm sensing a naming pattern here 🤔)
Here's the story:Stan Lee (the man who invented The Incredible Hulk, The Fantastic Four, and many more superheroes you've probably heard of) had a problem.He needed to turn a scrawny scientist named Bruce Banner, into The Incredible Hulk. He needed a process that SOUNDED good. Something his audience would love.So, he exposed Bruce Banner to Gamma Ray Radiation! And thus The Hulk was born!The audiences loved it. The Incredible Hulk became one of the most iconic superheroes and . . .Stan Lee had no idea what gamma rays were. Because he was a comic book writer, not a scientist. But. . .he knew Gamma Rays SOUNDED cool.He know his audience would love it.So he went with it, using Gamma Ray Radiation as the magic process that created The Hulk.
Likewise. . .
When Hollywood directors need characters brainwashed, mind-controlled, they have the same problem Stan Lee had.They need to show their audience a magical process with a name that sells the idea their characters are acting against their free will.So they call it "hypnosis".Because it SOUNDS magical. It has an air of mystery to it. And the audience loved it.Hollywood hypnosis isn't real. It's just entertainment.
More Frequently Asked Questions
"Is there anything I might need to have ready for this session?"
A good chair, strong wi-fi, and a decent webcam.Sometimes people can get thirsty after hypnosis so maybe a bottle of water.
"I don't want to do this in my bedroom. Can I do it in my car?"
As long as you're not driving, and you've got a solid internet connection, go for it.
Is hypnosis a placebo?
Hypnosis is mechanical. It works even if you don’t believe in it. Follow the process, you get the result regardless of your belief.
But, can I even be hypnotised? I’m a mega GENIUS with a diamond-hard superman-like WILLPOWER!
Since you're smart, I don't need to tell you hypnosis is a process. Follow the process, you’ll get the results.And, if anything, your genius and willpower will make you better at going deeper and getting the results you want.
How many sessions does hypnosis take?
Most people only need one session. But some people may need two.I don't book things for you. So it's up to you if you want another session or not.
Are there side effects to hypnosis?
Your background operating system is going to be burning brain calories when it starts lifting emotional dumbbells, so you may feel hungry or thirsty after.
Is online hypnosis safe?
Yes, just make sure you've a decent chair.
I still have questions.
⚠️WARNING:⚠️
If you attempt to contact me on behalf of a third party (like your husband, wife, or child), I will BLOCK your email!
If their not willing to get off their a*s and contact me themselves, their not ready to work with me!
And I still have email, right here: Lawrence@lawrencebartley.com.Or DM on X, right here: @Law_BartleyOr join my email list, here: lawrencebartley.comOr see if I have a video of it on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Law_Bartley
🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even if my clients, personal story, and millions of other people who've worked with hypnotists around the world, would disagree.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor.All violent parts of my writing are either metaphors, jokes, or hyperbole for dramatic effect. Lawrence Bartley does not advocate violence.
So, you wanna listen to my podcasts, interviews, and live events?
So, you wanna read my blog posts?
Well, here they be. . .
🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even if my clients, personal story, and millions of other people who've worked with hypnotists around the world, would disagree.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor.All violent parts of my writing are either metaphors, jokes, or hyperbole for dramatic effect. Lawrence Bartley does not advocate violence.
"If nicotine was the reason you smoke,
nicotine replacement would work" - Lawrence Bartley
But first, an announcement from your favourite neighborhood hypnotist. . .
NO FORCE IN HEAVEN, EARTH, OR HADES WILL EVER HELP YOU STOP SMOKING. . .UNTIL YOU DECIDE TO STOP SMOKING! NOT YOUR WIFE, HUSBAND, OR DOCTOR! YOU!
If you're one of the people who's here because someone else is tricking, nagging, or extorting you, DON'T DO THIS!!!
Furthermore:
IF YOU'RE TRYING TO QUIT SMOKING
WITHOUT
HAVING TO STOP SMOKING. . .
Then, you are not ready for this. Come back when you've decided to STOP smoking.
"Hey, I AM serious about quitting! In fact, I've already tried using willpower!"
Respect for trying, but your method of execution needs work and here's why:
The Reason Willpower Fails:
Is because there's a war inside your skull between part of you craving another smoke. . .And the part of you fighting like a hellcat to prevent you from smoking.You Are LITERALLY Fighting Yourself When You Use Willpower!
The Trick to Stop Smoking:
Getting those different parts in alignment again. United instead of strangling each other.When you do that, you'll discover your craving to smoke has vanished.So fast it seems like magic. . .
How a Stop Smoking Hypnosis Session Works:
We have a 60 minute long zoom meeting.
I answer your questions. Make sure you know what's going to happen. Ask you what do you want instead of smoking cravings. Etc. . .
We do a set of neurological exercises.
I'll guide you into hypnosis.
I show your unconscious mind how to let go of the smoking cravings.
I help you install new habits to replace the smoking one.
Exit hypnosis. Yes, a hypnotherapy session is that simple.
You're Going To Think I'm An Assh*le For This:
Because this is the part where I ask hard questions so the un-serious people run away:
What's the financial cost of doing nothing?
How much does a pack of cigarettes cost you?
How many do you packs do you smoke per day?
Multiply by 365 and how much does smoking cost you per year?
If you're like the average smoker, it's probably around 4000 EURO (you could have a holiday in Las Vegas with that) per year!
But wait, there's more:
How much are cigarettes costing your family?
What happens to your family if cigarettes kill you too young?
Everyone knows people who smoke are seen as less healthy and less attractive. How much is that costing you?
How much does it cost you in dental and hospital fees?
Once your cravings are gone, smoking can change from a habit to a choice. And I can help you drain the cravings.
So How Much Does This Cost?
A Stop Smoking Session costs 1600 EURO and lasts One Hour!
(Though with the money you'll save, you'll probably make the 1600 back in less than half a year.)
Lawrence Bartley Lifetime Guarantee!
(This is NOT a money-back guarantee! Read the Terms of Service for the Refund Policy and further details on the Lifetime Guarantee.)
People are cocky.Sometimes a person can go an entire year without cigarettes, then think:"You know, I've been super amazing this year by not smoking, so what if I "reward" myself with just one".Then, they fall into a smoking habit again.A Lifetime Guarantee means, should you ever decide to "reward" yourself by inhaling a poison that tastes disgusting, looks ugly in front of your friends and family, and is a symbol of regret. . .I'll help you slay your cravings again - for free!
(Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (e.g. is more interested in venting about problems than fixing them), or violates a disclaimer (see disclaimers below). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund.)
In one hour, those cravings can disappear forever!
(Results vary based on client participation. If you just sit there, expecting magic to fall onto your lap, then I'm sorry Hollywood's brainwashed you. In the real world, you actually have to FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS to get results. So, if you're incapable of following orders, this isn't for you!)
Disclaimers:
All my sessions are recorded.
You must be over 18.
I don't work with people who have these conditions: schizophrenia, pathological personality, alcohol or drug psychosis, senility, epilepsy and narcolepsy, bi-polar condition, clinical depressive illnesses or exhibiting suicidal tendencies, or a serious heart condition.
I only work with individuals.
I don’t work with vulnerable adults.
I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine.
I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders.
"Those who do not understand what content-free hypnosis is are NOT qualified to work with me." - Lawrence Bartley. Click here to learn what content-free hypnosis is, so you can become qualified.
Questions A Smart Person Would Ask:
Can I do the hypnosis session in my car?
Yes, a lot of people do. In fact, I recommend it.What you need is an area where no one, even pets, will disturb you. A chair to sit in, and strong wi-fi.A car, with solid wi-fi covers all that.As long as you're not dumb enough to do this while driving, of course.
What about vaping?
Yes, this process works for vaping too.
What about weed?
Yep, weed too. It's a flexible process.
🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even if my clients, personal story, and millions of other people who've worked with hypnotists around the world, would disagree.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor.All violent parts of my writing are either metaphors, jokes, or hyperbole for dramatic effect. Lawrence Bartley does not advocate violence.
What kind of sick, twisted degenerate REFUSES to put his CONTACT Info on his Contact Me page!?
So you've fried your brain watching porn?
(In fairness though, given the amount and variety of porn, it's hard NOT to be addicted because whatever your desires. . . there's mountain of that porn!)
If you're like most (it won't ALL apply to you) porn addicts, you're probably:
Low energy and filled with apathy. Zero motivation for anything.
Angry and ashamed at yourself for how much time you spend watching porn, knowing had you jerked off without it you wouldn't have wasted so much time,
Without a purpose in life,
Fatigued, yet plagued with sleeping problems.
Filled with regret because porn doesn't even feel good anymore. Watching porn has just become a hollow, robotic habit for you now. Just click, watch, regret, repeat.
Watching porn, not because you're horny, but because you're lonely, stressed, and tired of life,
Disturbed by the fetishes you've developed,
Irritable as hell. Every little thing is setting your brain on fire even though you know it doesn't have to be this way.
So, you might be wondering. . .
"I've already tried quitting porn cold turkey style! With willpower! More blockers! More distractions! But I get bored, relapse, and then I'm staring at OnlyFans prostitutes again!😱"
. . . So, how is hypnosis going to be any different?
Why quitting porn cold-turkey style fails most people!
Because you, like all humans, are a collection of different states of mind. You've experienced this for yourself.You're one state of mind when you're jerking off, you're a different state of mind after you've finished!Meaning. . .You have one state of mind addicted to porn, while the other states of mind want to quit!Using willpower, blockers, and distractions are WARS against yourself! And you only lose a war against yourself, don't you?
"So," you ask, "how will hypnosis help me quit? I don't wanna waste my life on porn anymore!!!"
Hypnosis helps by:
Activating the part of you addicted to porn, The Porn Addict,
Helping them get rid of stresses, fears, and negative emotions that cause that part of you to crave porn,
And giving The Porn Addict a more useful job.
Once The Porn Addict has nothing pulling it towards porn, and has a more useful job to do, the porn urges disappear.
Without the urges, you'll have a choice.
Step-By-Step: What A Hypnosis Session For Porn Addiction Looks Like:
We meet on Zoom for an hour.
I answer your questions. Make sure you know what's going to happen. Ask you what do you want instead of porn addiction? Etc. . .
We do some neurological exercises.
I guide you into hypnosis.
I help you drain your emotional pain
I help you install what you want instead of screen addiction.
Exit hypnosis. Welcome to world of "You know what, I don't actually need my phone 24/7!"
However (and this is important),
Only certain people are allowed have hypnosis for porn addiction sessions with me!
If any of these apply to you, you're not ready to quit porn yet:
You're on this website because you were dragged here by your wife/husband/partner,
You're blaming other people for your addiction "It's their fault I'm so stressed and that's why I keep watching porn!". This is a victim mentality and not the mind of someone ready to quit porn. How will you ever change your behaviour if it's never your fault🤨?
You don't know what content-free hypnosis is. Click here to learn what content-free hypnosis is so you can work with me.
If you understand this, and you're actually ready to quit, keep reading.
The biggest mistake people who quit porn make:
Most people think when they quit porn, they'll magically become healthier, fitter, more handsome, happier, more social, more sexually active. . .The reality is. . .Quitting porn is only the first step. If you want to be happy, healthy, fitness-man you will have work to do after quitting porn.Like working out.Learning social skills.Keeping your house clean (underrated skill).And quitting other addictions. Like social media (*cough* *cough* click here for hypnosis for social media addiction *cough* Am I getting a cold or something🥶?).
So, How Much Does This Cost?
A ONE-TIME PAYMENT of 800 Euro! Each session is one hour long.
"But, what if I need like, a hundred sessions or something?🤷"
Every person I ACCEPT AS A CLIENT, is entitled to free hypnosis for porn addiction sessions, should they need them!
But this is expensive!
Expensive is the energy you waste on porn. The time you never get back. The sleep deprivation of staying up late to jerk off to OnlyFans or Pornhub or anime cat girls or whatever your thing is.If you're angry at how much time you waste on porn, ask yourself how much an hour of your time is worth? 50 euro? 100?If this is still too expensive for you, don't do this.
(Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (e.g. is more interested in venting about problems than fixing them), or violates a disclaimer (see disclaimers below). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund. The Lifetime Guarantee is NOT a money back guarantee! If you're interested in the Refund Policy, read the Terms of Service!)
Disclaimers:
All my sessions are recorded.
You must be over 18.
I don't work with people who have these conditions: schizophrenia, pathological personality, alcohol or drug psychosis, senility, epilepsy and narcolepsy, bi-polar condition, clinical depressive illnesses or exhibiting suicidal tendencies, or a serious heart condition.
I only work with individuals.
I don’t work with vulnerable adults.
I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine.
I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders.
The One Good Thing About Being Addicted To Porn!
Is the moment you quit, you learn how to quit all bad habits.Non-porn addicts are at a disadvantage in life. Because they've never had to quit any strong habits.So they wake up and repeat the same routines every day for the rest of their lives.But, people who've quit addictions, like porn, have had to learn how to break strong behaviour patterns!So unlike the non-addicts, they get to choose what habits they do and don't have.And you want to be able to choose your habits, don't you?Scroll up. Book a session. Work with me (keep in mind, there WILL be work!). And free yourself from porn forever!I can't make the decision for you.
🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even if my clients, personal story, and millions of other people who've worked with hypnotists around the world, would disagree.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor.All violent parts of my writing are either metaphors, jokes, or hyperbole for dramatic effect. Lawrence Bartley does not advocate violence.
So, you're crackhead-addicted to gaming?
Ever wonder: Why are some people addicted to gaming like it's heroin, but others aren't?
If you're like most people, you probably think the answer is:
It's genetic!
Games are made to be super addictive!
Free will is an illusion. Once you're struck by a bolt of dopamine, you have no choice but to keep gaming!
There's SOME truth in them. But, games were always made to be addictive, even the old time arcade games.The genetics of humanity hasn't changed much in the last few years (or you would have heard about it).And some people are able to say "no" to the dopamine bolts.So, why is gaming addiction becoming more and more common!?!
The Real Reason Gaming Addiction Exists:
Every human being needs a certain level of pleasure or life isn't worth living.In ye 'ol caveman days people received pleasure from:
Oxytocin (the female bonding hormone) from sharing stories,
Vasopressin (the male bonding hormone) from hunting together,
Serotonin (the "feel good" hormone) from being with other humans (yes, being with humans is all you have to do to get a serotonin hit),
Dopamine (the reward hormone) from competing and winning!
But, welcome to the modern world!!!
Where a man can go days, weeks, even months without seeing another human face-to-face!Which means, no oxytocin from bonding. No vasopressin from hunting together. No serotonin from being with other humans.
So, what's left to give a man pleasure?
Dopamine!Because the ability to form deep connections with other people has become a lost art. And the only way to feel satisfaction from life is to simulate it with a game.
"So, how will hypnosis help me quit gaming?"
Hypnosis:
Reminds people how to feel safe bonding and connecting with others in real life. So they can get oxytocin, vasopressin, and serotonin to balance their systems out,
Makes the gaming cravings disappear by balancing the system out,
Removes emotional pain that makes people need to escape reality,
Rewires brains to be less stressed, more emotionally bulletproof,
"But, what does a hypnosis session even look like?🤔"
We meet on zoom for an hour.
I answer your questions. Make sure you know what's going to happen. Ask you what do you want instead of gaming addiction? Etc. . .
We do some neurological exercises.
I guide you into hypnosis.
I help you drain your emotional pain
I help you install what you want instead of screen addiction.
Exit hypnosis. Welcome to world of "You know what, I don't actually need my phone 24/7!"
However (and this is important),
You Shouldn't Have A Hypnosis Session If:
You're being coerced, nagged, or dragged into this by a friend or loved one - If you're not doing this of your own free will (assuming free will exists), then I don't want to work with you.
There's still a part of you that wants to game sometimes.
You have difficulty following instructions - How do you expect to get results if you're not going to do what I say?
If you don't know what content-free hypnosis is, you're not yet qualified to work with me. Click here to find out what content-free hypnosis is because it's the type of hypnosis I use.
"So, how much does this cost?"
A ONE-TIME PAYMENT of 800 Euro! Each session is one hour long.
You are entitled to FREE hypnosis support sessions for gaming addiction, should you need them!!!
(Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (e.g. is more interested in venting about problems than fixing them), or violates one of my disclaimers (see disclaimers below). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund. The Lifetime Guarantee is NOT a money-back guarantee! Read the Terms of Service for the Refund Policy and Lifetime Guarantee.)
"Too rich for my blood!"
I'm not going to mention how much money you spend on games. Maybe you're one of the smart ones who only does free to play.So let me ask, how expensive is the time you spend playing games? How much is an hour of your time worth? 20 euro? 50? 100?How many hours do you have to save for these sessions to be worth it?
"Hey! Don't some hypnotists charge as little as €250 for this!?! You greedy, capitalistic scammer!!!😡😡😡"
No. Some hypnotists charge €250 PER SESSION and sell packages of up to 5 or 6 session. Even if you only needed 1 session.I sell a one-time payment of €800.If you need 1 session, it's €800. If you need 10 sessions, it's the same €800!
Disclaimers:
All my sessions are recorded.
You must be over 18.
I don't work with people who have these conditions: schizophrenia, pathological personality, alcohol or drug psychosis, senility, epilepsy and narcolepsy, bi-polar condition, clinical depressive illnesses or exhibiting suicidal tendencies, or a serious heart condition.
I only work with individuals.
I don’t work with vulnerable adults.
I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine.
I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders.
Questions A Smart Person Would Ask:
I can't relax. . . so am I screwed?
Hypnosis doesn't require relaxation to work!The reason most hypnotists use relaxation is because they're stupid they haven't learned the principles of hypnosis.There are many types of hypnosis that use relaxation. And there are a lot more methods that don't. Any hypnotist who insists on relaxation when a client says they can't relax is an idiot needs to revise their training.
I don't think I have the attention span for hypnosis. What do I do?
The same force that made you addicted to games, is hypnosis.I'm going to show you how to do it better so you can get rid of your addiction.
🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even if my clients, personal story, and millions of other people who've worked with hypnotists around the world, would disagree.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor.All violent parts of my writing are either metaphors, jokes, or hyperbole for dramatic effect. Lawrence Bartley does not advocate violence.
Need hypnosis for a special problem?
Here's the "So happy, it's like being hugged by a cat" good news. . .
I can still help you become the gladiator version of yourself!Because the hypnosis process will help you solve a LOT of problems.
What I can help you overcome:
Anger Issues,
Constant Shame,
Self-Hatred,
Attachment Issues,
Feelings of worthlessness,
Stress,
Overwhelm,
Burnout,
Almost every mental block that fills in the blank: "I just can't seem to [mental block] to [goal]"
Fears,
Phobias,
And pretty much (excluding the stuff mentioned in disclaimers section) every problem with repressed emotion as the root cause!
"Oh boy, this sounds wonderfully splendiforous, there's no way there could be a downside, right? RIGHT?!"
. . .
. . .
Well, thing is. . .
Here's the "I'm sorry, your cat is dead" bad news:
To prevent people who are un-serious from wasting my time, I don't offer refunds.If you're not 100% committed to updating your brain programming, this isn't for you.
SIDENOTE: No refunds only applies to people I work with.If I choose NOT to work with you, you will get a refund in full!
(Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (is more interested in venting than doing work), or attempts to violate one my my disclaimers (see disclaimers below). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund.)
But wait, there's more:
Here's the "I'm sorry, I'm the one who killed your cat" worse news:
I only help you release emotional gunk. I DON'T work with:
Cancer - I can help with anxieties, fears, grief, and the emotional journey of having cancer, BUT I do not work with cancer itself,
Weight loss/management,
Drug Addiction,
Allergies,
PHYSICAL Pain,
But even if you're solid with those conditions, there's still the. . .
"I'm sorry, your cat was the secret reincarnation of Adolf HiLter and I did what had to be done" worst news:
The LEGENDARY Lawrence Bartley Lifetime Guarantee. . .
is PER PROBLEM!Meaning if you work with me for anger issues, you'll get as many sessions as you need to solve the anger issues.However. . .If you THEN decide to work with me on attachment issues, you'll be paying (another one time payment) for the attachment issues sessions. Because it's a new problem.
So, how do these sessions work?
We have a one-hour long recorded Zoom meeting
You tell me how bad the problem is on a scale of 0 to 10.
You tell me what you want to feel instead of the problem E.g. "I want Viking Energy", "The blood of a lion," or "I want peace again",
I guide you into hypnosis and help your subconscious mind resolve the problem.
I help your subconscious install a program to give you what you want. E.g. "I want Viking Energy", "The blood of a lion," or "I want peace again",
You exit hypnosis and we're done.
How much does this cost?
800 Euro per session! 60 Minutes per Session!
Disclaimers:
All my sessions are recorded.
You must be over 18.
I don't work with people who have these conditions: schizophrenia, pathological personality, alcohol or drug psychosis, senility, epilepsy and narcolepsy, bi-polar condition, clinical depressive illnesses or exhibiting suicidal tendencies, or a serious heart condition.
I do NOT work with PHYSICAL pain, weight management, or drug addiction,
I only work with individuals.
I don’t work with vulnerable adults.
I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine.
I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders.
All the violent parts of my writing are either metaphors or jokes. If you really needed me to point that out to you, you're probably not smart enough to work with me.Lawrence Bartley doesn't advocate violence, in any form, be it against a cat or an idiot who doesn't know what a joke is.
🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even if my clients, personal story, and millions of other people who've worked with hypnotists around the world, would disagree.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor.All violent parts of my writing are either metaphors, jokes, or hyperbole for dramatic effect. Lawrence Bartley does not advocate violence.
So, you're sick of living a near-life experience?
Y'know the funny thing about being addicted to social media?
The feeling you have when you're zoned out and scrolling through TikTok, X, YouTube. . .That's hypnosis!I'll show you how to do hypnosis better. So you can stop wasting life on social media, start living a real life experience again!When the craving to scroll your life away, vanishes like magic!
Here's how it works:
We meet on zoom.
I answer your questions. Make sure you know what's going to happen. Ask you what do you want instead of social media addiction? Etc. . .
We do some neurological exercises to set you up for hypnosis.
I guide you into hypnosis.
I help you drain your emotional pain
I help you install what you want instead of screen addiction.
Exit hypnosis. Welcome to world of "You know what, I don't actually need my phone 24/7!"
But, I don't accept everyone as clients!
If any of these are true for you, you're better off not doing hypnosis with me. So, I'll give you a FULL refund and toss you out the door.
You're being coerced, nagged, or dragged into this by a friend or loved one - I can't force hypnosis on anyone. If you don't want it, you're not going to follow the hypnosis process, so nothing's going to happen. In the end you just waste both our time.
You have no clue what you'll do with your new time - After you've slain the cravings, what will you do? Stare at the wall and daydream? Or do something more useful?
You still think you can't be hypnotised because you've too much going on in your head - If you believe this, you're not educated enough to work with me yet.
You don't understand what CONTENT-FREE HYPNOSIS is - If you don't know what content-free hypnosis is, you're not qualified to work with me. Because it's an important part of how I work. Read this blog post to find out what content-free hypnosis is.
So, how much does this cost?
A ONE-TIME PAYMENT of 800 Euro! Each session is 60 minutes long.
"But why so expensive?"
Time you'll save - What is the euro (or dollar for you dollar people) value for one hour of your time? And how many hours do you have to save for these hypnosis sessions to be worth that?
Energy you'll get back - How much is having higher energy worth to you?
A real life experience - What is that worth?
You might even make money if you're using your new time to work (obviously this is entirely up to you. But some people who quit X, spend their newfound time working so it's not impossible.)
Of course, you can always choose to leave this website and do nothing. Keep doomscrolling. Keep letting X, TikTok, YouTube control your life with their uber-addivtive algorithms.But, whatever you choose, every choice has a price tag.
Disclaimers:
All my sessions are recorded.
You must be over 18.
I don't work with people who have these conditions: schizophrenia, pathological personality, alcohol or drug psychosis, senility, epilepsy and narcolepsy, bi-polar condition, clinical depressive illnesses or exhibiting suicidal tendencies, or a serious heart condition.
I only work with individuals.
I don’t work with vulnerable adults.
I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine.
I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders.
Can hypnosis even help me because I can't relax!?!
Hypnosis doesn't require relaxation to work!Reason most hypnotists use relaxation is because
they're stupidthey haven't learned the principles of hypnosis.There are many types of hypnosis that use relaxation. And there are a lot more methods that don't. Any hypnotist who insists on relaxation when a client says they can't relaxis an idiotneeds to revise their training.I don't think I have the attention span for hypnosis. What do I do?
Remember how hypnosis is the same force making you addicted to screens. Meaning if you're addicted to screens, you're already hypnotised.I'll show you a more useful way of being hypnotised where you can RELEASE your addiction and whatever mind poisons caused it.
🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even if my clients, personal story, and millions of other people who've worked with hypnotists around the world, would disagree.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor.All violent parts of my writing are either metaphors, jokes, or hyperbole for dramatic effect. Lawrence Bartley does not advocate violence.
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