If you're reading this, it's probably because you want my hypnotic help in overcoming a problem (Just like I did for these fine folk 👇), right?

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Lawrence Bartley

A testimonial from Robert
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A review from Emma

But before I introduce you to some clickable red buttons that will allow you to book a session with me. . .

A Word of Caution!

Because I don't work with everyone.Some people are outside the scope of my practice (under 18's, people with bipolar, etc. . .)Some people are in situations where I can't help (they have anxiety because they're living with an abuser who'll undo the healing).And others are people I don't want to work with (psychopaths, people who go to therapy to get their wife/husband to quit nagging them, etc. . .)

Disclaimers/ Things Outside The Scope Of My Practice:

  • I don't work with children - You must be over 18!

  • People with the following conditions are outside the scope of my practice: schizophrenia, pathological personality, alcohol or drug psychosis, senility, epilepsy and narcolepsy, bi-polar condition, clinical depressive illnesses or exhibiting suicidal tendencies, or a serious heart condition.

  • I don’t work with vulnerable adults (as defined by inability to live independently or make their own decisions)!

  • I only work one-on-one with individuals!

  • I will NOT work with you if you are taking medication with anxiety as a side effect (This risks anxiety coming back the next time they take their meds. Talk to your doctor about this instead of me)!

  • I do not work with chronic pain - I'm not a doctor. For all I know that pain is preventing you from hurting yourself more!

  • I do not work with hard drug addictions e.g. cocaine addiction!

So, if you're still good to work with me, here are those beautiful, clickable buttons that will take you to a booking page:

🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even thought my clients, my personal story (see about me page), and the clients of other hypnotists all over the world would tell a different story. But again, those stories are not substantial evidence for the Irish Government.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results. All claims made are based on an ideal client who follows the process.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor. I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine! I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders!Hypnotherapy/Hypno-Coaching is a complementary therapy that may assist with behavioural changes but is not a substitute for medical or psychological treatment. Hypnosis is not a substitute for medical advice; consult a healthcare professional for medical conditions.Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (e.g. is more interested in venting about problems than fixing them), or violates one of my disclaimers (see disclaimers). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund.) The Lifetime Support Commitment is NOT a money-back guarantee! Read the Terms of Service for more information!

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If you're reading this, it's because you think hypnosis can help you overcome a problem you have, right?

My story summarised in a tweet (X post, whatever)

But, if you're like most people, you're probably not yet convinced if hypnosis even can help you. . . if I'm the person who can help you. . . or if your specific problem can even be solved. . .

So, I'm challenging YOU!🫵

Put my skills to the test!Everyone who joins my list gets a free hypnosis for sleep recording as a bribe gift!So, listen to the hypnosis for sleep recording. Because one of two things is going to happen:

1) You get the best sleep of your life! Peaceful! Restful! Waking up with lighting energy in the morning, but there's more. . .Because not only will you have an amazing night, you'll also have proof there's something to this hypnosis voodoo wizardry. And. . .you'll also be in the perfect spot (my email list) to learn about HOW hypnosis can help you solve the problem you came here for!Or. . .2) The recording fails. Nothing happens. You unsubscribe from my list. Forget I ever existed.

What do you have to lose?

"What if your voice is like crushed glass scraping my ears?"

"Crushed Glass!", "Scraping!" Wow. Rude. . . I have feelings too, ya know! 😢Besides, the sound of my voice doesn't matter. What matters is whether or not you follow the instructions in the recording.Follow the process in the recording, you'll sleep so deep, you'll wake up buried alive. . . I mean, people will call you Sleeping Beauty!

"Will the background music drive me into a homicidal rage?"

If it does, you're probably a maniac anyway since there's:NO background music!So click that beautiful button below and join my newsletter!

However. . .

This email list is not for ye faint of heart! Because. . .

This is a DAILY emailt list. Meaning, if you:

  • Can't stand being emailed every day about how you can overcome anxiety,

  • Hate my weirdness (I'm a hypnotist, did you really expect me to be "normal"?).

  • Detest me selling my services because I'm running a business instead of a creche!

. . . it's in your best interest to NOT subscribe to my email list!But, if you are comfortable being daily emailed. . . I'll show you how to overcome anxiety, so you can hack your brain into becoming a better version of yourself!

🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even thought my clients, my personal story (see about me page), and the clients of other hypnotists all over the world would tell a different story. But again, those stories are not substantial evidence for the Irish Government.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results. All claims made are based on an ideal client who follows the process.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor. I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine! I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders!Hypnotherapy/Hypno-Coaching is a complementary therapy that may assist with behavioural changes but is not a substitute for medical or psychological treatment. Hypnosis is not a substitute for medical advice; consult a healthcare professional for medical conditions.Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (e.g. is more interested in venting about problems than fixing them), or violates one of my disclaimers (see disclaimers). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund.) The Lifetime Support Commitment is NOT a money-back guarantee! Read the Terms of Service for more information!

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Meet Your Hypnotist: Lawrence Bartley!

If you don't know who I am (which you probably don't because otherwise why would you be here) from podcasts, social media, or from The Labyrinth Newsletter. . .. . . here's the TL;DR version:

  • Had anxiety,

  • Wasted years in therapy,

  • Went to a hypnosis training to learn weaponized persuasion techniques,

  • Worked with a hypnotist,

  • No more anxiety,

  • Fires therapist,

  • Does more hypnosis training,

  • Becomes professional hypnotist

  • Helps other people overcome anxiety!

If you want to overcome your anxiety using hypnosis, you can apply to work with me by clicking this button, right here 👇

And now. . . certifications:

  • Certified and acknowledged by NLP Canada,

  • Certified Mike Mandel Hypnosis Academy,

  • Certified UK Hypnosis Academy,

  • Certified Jacquin Hypnosis Academy,

  • Certified Kinetic Shift Practitioner,

  • North American Academy Of Hypnosis - Smoking Cessation Specialist,

  • Certified by Hypnotherapy Training Northern Ireland

🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even thought my clients, my personal story (see about me page), and the clients of other hypnotists all over the world would tell a different story. But again, those stories are not substantial evidence for the Irish Government.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results. All claims made are based on an ideal client who follows the process.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor. I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine! I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders!Hypnotherapy/Hypno-Coaching is a complementary therapy that may assist with behavioural changes but is not a substitute for medical or psychological treatment. Hypnosis is not a substitute for medical advice; consult a healthcare professional for medical conditions.Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (e.g. is more interested in venting about problems than fixing them), or violates one of my disclaimers (see disclaimers). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund.) The Lifetime Support Commitment is NOT a money-back guarantee! Read the Terms of Service for more information!

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Hypnosis so safe, Hollywood won't make money off of it!

Because when most people hear hypnosis they think of pocket watches, spirals, and mind controlled zombie-like people (really Hollywood, really?), don’t they?

Hypnosis is a process!

Not mind control. It's a step-by-step system you follow to:

  • Burn the mind gunk holding you back,

  • And build the confidence to move forward again.

You still have free will!

When you realise hypnosis is a process, you'll also realise it's up to you to go with it.You can leave at any time. Of course, if you ignore the process, don't expect results.So, if you want this, you must be responsible for following my instructions.

Your secrets are safe with you!

Since you're in control of trance, you can leave if you're about to reveal secrets.Many people, like the CIA, have tried to do get people to spill their secrets with hypnosis. It never worked because it's a TV myth.

You will NOT be the first person stuck in hypnotic trance!

Questions A Smart Person Would Ask:

If you're even asking this question, you're not yet ready to work with me because literally everything in the universe is dangerous. Which is why I suspect 90% of the people who ask this question are just looking for an excuse not to do hypnosis. If that's you, here's your excuse: "You don't want to do it".

If you are genuinely curious whether hypnosis is dangerous or not the answer is "What are you using this tool for?"

A hypnotist like me uses hypnosis to help people release anxiety. Social media on the other hand, hypnotises you into believing "World War 3 is gonna happen tomorrow, stay tuned for updates" because that's how they make money.

No.

To go into hypnosis, all you have to do is bring your awareness into the feelings in your body. Relaxation is one way of doing that. Being so anxious all you can focus on is the ball of anxiety in your stomach, is another way of being aware of the feelings inside your body.

You're literally in hypnosis when anxiety strikes, and I'm pretty sure you're not relaxed when that happens, are you?

If you have the attention span to be so addicted to TikTok you lose track of time, you have the attention span to be hypnotised!

The same force that makes you addicted to TikTok, that's hypnosis. When you work with me, I'll show you how to use that hypnosis you're already doing to overcome anxiety, screen addictions, etc. . .

By doing such a good job you refer me to your friends.

Refunds are still given should someone cancel their appointment with me, or if I decide not to work with them because we're not a good fit together.

However, refunds are no longer given for clients who've completed hypnosis sessions with me for two reasons 1) You're paying for my time and expertise, and 2) People who buy hypnosis sessions because of a refund policy are, more often than not, looking for an out. I don't want to work with people less than 100% committed to improving their lives!

If you've the focus to spend four hours playing Pokémon, you've the focus to go into hypnosis.

I don't care if your conscious mind has too much going on in it, I don't work with that part of your mind.

Quite frankly, when people tells me they've too much going on in their mind, I'll hypnotise them by adding MORE stuff! Including, but not limited to:

  • Counting down, out loud, from 400 in 3's with each number being a different colour,
  • Making weird gestures with their hands,
  • Deliberately giving confusing instructions, making the subject go "What the F are you on about?" to break their focus.

Until you've so much going on inside your mind, it's just easier to let it go and sink into hypnosis.

Lol. Who hypnotised you into believing that?

As long as you're parked and you've got a solid internet connection, go for it. If you do start driving, however, I'm ending the session with you. I will not be held responsible for any of your car accidents.

A good chair, strong wi-fi, decent webcam (I want to be able to see you), and headphones so you can hear me. Sometimes people can get thirsty after hypnosis so, maybe a bottle of water too.

Most people only need one session. Some people may need two. Others might need three.

Either way, I don't book things for you. So it's up to you how many sessions you want to have with me. Take note though, that follow-up sessions fall under "free support sessions" so assuming I take you onboard as a client, any follow up session would be free.

Something so important, I wrote an entire google document on it: right here because it's the foundation of the work I do.

If you still believe this, in 2026, you're not ready for this. This is the most debunked hypnosis myth and if you genuinely believe it, do not work with me because you have literally no clue what you're signing up for.

Since you're so smart, I don't need to tell you hypnosis is a process. And since you want the results at the end of following the process, you'll put that mega genius to use, going deeper into hypnosis and getting better results than anyone else, won't you?

Some people feel hunger or thirsty after the session because your unconscious mind will be doing so much heavy lifting behind the scenes.

I work with your unconscious mind. As in, the part you're not aware of. By definition you can't feel something you're not aware of. And if you're wondering "But how will I know if it's working?", you'll know when you can't feel anxiety, or cravings, or whatever problem you came to see me for.

The way I work, yes since I want my clients to be engaged in their healing process.

Some hypnotists however, work by talking in special hypnotic language patterns that cause a phenomenon called "spontaneous amnesia". Meaning even though you're aware of everything, you can't remember what was said.

If you have intelligence and the ability to follow instructions yes you can be hypnotised.

There's no such thing as not deep enough. You're either in hypnosis, or nor in hypnosis.

Even hypnotists don't know. That's why there's no legal definition for it.

We hypnotists just do a weird ritual called hypnosis, send your conscious awareness off to lalaland, give some suggestions to your unconscious mind, and magic happens.

And I have a contact me page for such situations, go use it.

🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even thought my clients, my personal story (see about me page), and the clients of other hypnotists all over the world would tell a different story. But again, those stories are not substantial evidence for the Irish Government.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results. All claims made are based on an ideal client who follows the process.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor. I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine! I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders!Hypnotherapy/Hypno-Coaching is a complementary therapy that may assist with behavioural changes but is not a substitute for medical or psychological treatment. Hypnosis is not a substitute for medical advice; consult a healthcare professional for medical conditions.Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (e.g. is more interested in venting about problems than fixing them), or violates one of my disclaimers (see disclaimers). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund.) The Lifetime Support Commitment is NOT a money-back guarantee! Read the Terms of Service for more information!

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So, you wanna listen to the podcasts I've been a guest on?

Wanna Book Me On YOUR Podcast?

👈 Click the widget to book me on my PodMatch page.Note: The link also works as an affiliate link for PodMatch.

Note: These podcasts are for entertainment. Everything stated inside them are the opinions I had at the time of recording. I do not make medical claims, only state opinions. I am not a doctor. Check with your doctor before making lifestyle changes.

🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even thought my clients, my personal story (see about me page), and the clients of other hypnotists all over the world would tell a different story. But again, those stories are not substantial evidence for the Irish Government.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results. All claims made are based on an ideal client who follows the process.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor. I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine! I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders!Hypnotherapy/Hypno-Coaching is a complementary therapy that may assist with behavioural changes but is not a substitute for medical or psychological treatment. Hypnosis is not a substitute for medical advice; consult a healthcare professional for medical conditions.Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (e.g. is more interested in venting about problems than fixing them), or violates one of my disclaimers (see disclaimers). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund.) The Lifetime Support Commitment is NOT a money-back guarantee! Read the Terms of Service for more information!

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Note: As of Feb 2026, I've stopped writing blogs in Google docs and realised I can just write them as articles on X. Which you can read by clicking here.

So, you wanna read my blog posts?

Well, here they be. . .

Note: My blogs are for entertainment. Everything stated inside them are the opinions I had at the time of writing. I do not make medical claims, only state opinions. I am not a doctor. Check with your doctor before making lifestyle changes.

🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even thought my clients, my personal story (see about me page), and the clients of other hypnotists all over the world would tell a different story. But again, those stories are not substantial evidence for the Irish Government.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results. All claims made are based on an ideal client who follows the process.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor. I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine! I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders!Hypnotherapy/Hypno-Coaching is a complementary therapy that may assist with behavioural changes but is not a substitute for medical or psychological treatment. Hypnosis is not a substitute for medical advice; consult a healthcare professional for medical conditions.Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (e.g. is more interested in venting about problems than fixing them), or violates one of my disclaimers (see disclaimers). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund.) The Lifetime Support Commitment is NOT a money-back guarantee! Read the Terms of Service for more information!

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So, you want to contact me, eh?

It's simple. All you have to do is:Fill out the form below.Pop your questions, criticisms, death threats, success stories, testimonials, reviews, and/or death threats into the message box.Click submit and your message will be sent to my inbox!

Note: Any email that looks like spam will be treated as spam! And the infamous “Quick Question” subject line ALWAYS looks like spam!Furthermore, any email along the lines of “Hey, can you help my [Insert relative here] fix [Insert problem here]” will be deleted! If your relative can't get off their rear-end and email me themselves, I'm not working with them!Also, any question that had already been answered in the FAQ page, will also be ignored! I refuse to answer the same "is hypnosis mind control" question, I've already answered a thousand times! 😠And finally, I get a lot of emails every day. I do not have time to respond to all of them, meaning there's no guarantee I'll respond to your email. So, if you REALLY want me to respond, you gotta make it interesting for me!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome Your Eyeballs To. . .

Lawrence Bartley's Anxiety-Slaying Toolbox!

A short - 22 page long Google Document, with 9 brain hacks (plus one bonus hack for stress) for breaking apart anxiety! So you can breathe easier again in no time!Download it here!

Inside you'll discover. . .

  • How watching homeless men in movies will help heal your anxiety (page 14),

  • Why most breathing techniques have been scienced into stupidity (page 5),

  • The 3 oral vibrations meditators use to heal anxiety (page 9),

  • A stress-relief trick used by the Serbian Military during the Bosnian War (page 18),

  • A way of dealing with anxiety so easy, an undead gazelle can do it! (page 10),

  • A sneaky anxiety slaying hack you can use almost anywhere (page 8),

  • The single most powerful anxiety slaying tool that isn't hypnosis (page 16),

  • And so much more!!!

🚨Legal Disclosure🚨:Hypnosis is not considered a "cure" for anything in the traditional sense. Even thought my clients, my personal story (see about me page), and the clients of other hypnotists all over the world would tell a different story. But again, those stories are not substantial evidence for the Irish Government.Results may vary based on client participation. If a client refuses to follow the process, they should not expect any results. All claims made are based on an ideal client who follows the process.Hypnosis is not legally considered a medical process. And I do not present hypnosis as a medical process because I am not a doctor. I am NOT a substitute for conventional medicine! I do not treat, prescribe, or diagnose: diseases, serious conditions, or psychiatric disorders!Hypnotherapy/Hypno-Coaching is a complementary therapy that may assist with behavioural changes but is not a substitute for medical or psychological treatment. Hypnosis is not a substitute for medical advice; consult a healthcare professional for medical conditions.Lawrence Bartley Hypnosis, like all service businesses, has the right to refuse service to any client who is abusive (e.g. makes death threats), makes me uncomfortable (e.g. is more interested in venting about problems than fixing them), or violates one of my disclaimers (see disclaimers). Anyone refused service will be given a FULL refund.) The Lifetime Support Commitment is NOT a money-back guarantee! Read the Terms of Service for more information!

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